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Me Bein Bettern the Both o You
Well Mr. Cannonball Snappin' Turkle
And Mr. Davey Sock-ette
I am here to tell who is the real baddest one
In every direction from North South East West and even up and down
It is I
The Every-Color Stag
What made them great lakes of ours
'Cause right after I drank up that there glacier
I really had to take a whiz
And you can Cock-a-doodle-doo yerself all you want
But ain't you ever wondered who it was
That woke up the sun when you was sick?
Again that'd be me
The 10,000 point Stag
And the sun comes to me just when I open a mighty eye
And he leaves, all disappointed-like when I close it at night
All them little lakes in between the big ones
Thems are my hoof-prints
From when I chased that last ice-age away
And them little dunes on the edges
Those would be my turds from that time
When I ate down all the pine trees
So the people would start movin' in
It's my rhymin' and rhythmin' that the stars line up for at night
And when the sun gets too bright
I take a big gulp of water and spit it int
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What will happen
When I am plunged into you
Will doves flood the sky
And will a voice echo from the heavens
Or will you part
Forcing me to walk on dry land
As I hurry to the other side
Or will you flood the entire Earth
Leaving me to float in you
Until eventually I can find solid ground again
If I were to strike a stone
Is it you that would pour out
To keep me alive when I had gone
Days without you
If you were storming
Would I be able to walk upon your surface
Without falling into you
And If I am drawing you out of a well
Would it be okay to share you?
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Mature content
Death is Old-Fashioned :iconsmashemtabitsa:SmashemTaBitsa 4 2
Half the world I see
Is inked in black
Like the pages of a comic book
Depicting heavy shadow
The men are all under lit
Their eyes completely obscured
And their smiles turned wicked
Inverse Jack-o-lanterns
They grin at me
I simper back
Knowing that I look the same
But not really caring
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Always Trust the Dead
Today I was feeling uninspired
So I asked Wordsworth how to write a poem
I am fairly certain he lied
Because he said something about
And overflow
And tranquility
And feelings
But I know Poe left no room for peace
Bukowski wasn't too concerned with emotions
Dickinson often wrote about emptiness
And Shakespeare felt very well-planned
You see
Poetry is that unique wavelength
Given off by an excited metal
The photoelectric effect
So William
Maybe you were copper
And the teal spectrum you saw
Is exactly what you described
But I am the transspectral white of magnesium
And there's no tranquility here
So I ignored your advice
And wrote about writing
Because yesterday
Someone told me not to
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Mick Jagger Must Die, example1 :iconsmashemtabitsa:SmashemTaBitsa 0 5 Hell's Rise :iconsmashemtabitsa:SmashemTaBitsa 0 0 Echo and Repeat :iconsmashemtabitsa:SmashemTaBitsa 0 1 BSoD: Learn it, live it. :iconsmashemtabitsa:SmashemTaBitsa 0 0 No it's not to soon :iconsmashemtabitsa:SmashemTaBitsa 0 0


Alcatraz Texture Pack 1 :iconcalthyechild:calthyechild 1,205 167 old brick wall stock pac 1 :iconborderline-stock:borderline-stock 62 17 Funeral meat :iconevancampbell:EvanCampbell 1,946 698 Starbuck :icondiablo2003:diablo2003 16,007 2,055 Where Zombie Babies Come From :iconursulav:ursulav 1,616 352 My Leper Pony :iconursulav:ursulav 3,789 910 Elder Clean Soap :iconursulav:ursulav 1,029 202 Cthulhu Jeebus :iconfuture-vintage:Future-Vintage 729 170 DRESS UP HITLER GAME :iconwildoor:wildoor 285 214
Hero Worship
I liedó
my dad is not my hero
and neither is Jesus.
He was there,
sitting across from me,
I had lied so well
on Father's Day.
It was all he ever wanted.
I felt sorry for my dad
because he couldn't tell
I was lying.
I felt sorry for myself
because heroes are
so hard to come by.
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The Killing Kiss :iconcrisvector:CrisVector 1,556 457 Cook in brain :iconadnrey:adnrey 1,953 302 When the Fuehrer is Away.... :iconmetheobscure:MeTheObscure 172 120 Theee Deaaath Nooote :iconspacecoyote:spacecoyote 15,674 0 To Please You. :icongirltripped:girltripped 1,118 154


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United States
Current Residence: Lansing, Michigan
Favourite genre of music: Metal
Favourite photographer: girltripped
Favourite style of art: Trippy-like?
Operating System: Windows because Mac blows and Linux can't run stuff.
MP3 player of choice: Creative Zen. Don't have one but will one day.
Shell of choice: Shell? Like sea-shell? Conch I guess cuz they're pointy.
Wallpaper of choice: I don't do wallpapers.
Skin of choice: I'll just wear mine for now, thank you.
Favourite cartoon character: Danny Phantom, Angh, Light, Nabeshin
Personal Quote: Does that mean a quote I made personally, or a quote I hold personal?


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NeoStockz Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012  Professional Digital Artist

Really appreciate the :+devwatch: and the support - much respect :)


My tutorial site SurrealPSD: [link]


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shaniart Featured By Owner May 8, 2007
Thanks for the:+fav: :aww:
sinisterguffaw Featured By Owner May 3, 2007   Writer
thanks for the fave! :ninjabattle:
sinisterguffaw Featured By Owner May 1, 2007   Writer
Thats some good stuff. :meditate:
dirty-sanchez5 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2007
Thanks for faving Heil Kitty.
MeTheObscure Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2007
Thank you for the fav! :bow:
ordinarydeceives Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2006
looks like you have 69 pageviews. o no! :wow:
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